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I'm a Writer

(Just don't tell anybody)

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I'm the most famous person you've never met. You may have heard some of my jokes or read some of my articles and you didn't even know it. That's because I've been ghosting for years.

Writing for comedians has been a lot of fun. The pay is sporadic, but I get a kick out of writing "special material" and punching things up.

It's also hard work. You'll have to write about forty or fifty jokes to get ten good ones. Out of that, a comedian will pick one or two. 50 to 1 is a lot of work.

And they never seem to pick the BEST ONE!

I once had a guy, let's call him, oh, I don't know, Brackov Zrinkoff. Brackov picked the weakest one, a Janet Jackson joke of all things. No accounting for taste, I suppose.

I've also written quite a few articles for the web. Some of it makes it onto newsletters. Poetic justice is getting a spam email the content of which I wrote myself.

I'm still writing these days, by the way.

Just don't tell anyone.

Here are some articles I've written that are out on the web.  

Humor article about being a floral delivery guy.

Elements of a Successful Radio Ad.

The Ten Best Horror Films

Insomnia Sleep Strategies

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